cramp:

i would lick Robbie too

(via lulz-time)

slytheringsnake:

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"

(via laughbitches)

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

(via laughbitches)

poopflow:

james franco look like one of those sweaty stoners that shows up to class late every day and is like “you got another pencil i can use bruh” and he never gives them back what does he do with all those pencils

(via laughbitches)

tastefullyoffensive:

Reverse dog shaming. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Reverse dog shaming. [x]

tiny-snail:

My mom is so mean to me

(via officialfrenchtoast)

sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

(via thats-so-meme)

jackiebeulahburkhart:

sherlocksmyth:

"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"

image

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

(via lulz-time)

tropidurus:

mnrva:

reblog this post with the oldest meme you can think of

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(via colress)